(and I'm..) Gone off vodka and some Gin and Tonic.
I'm so drunk I might slit my wrist and vomit
While I'm textin' this bitch, it's so irrelevant.
The shit that I say could leave these girls so celibate
Smokin' a pack, OD'ed off some Xanax.
On an average weekend I'm too fucked up for your backpack
Raps and snacks got your girl on my track.
Subliminally talkin' - she don't know about that
I might tell her that I love her.
But only when she's naked and fucked up under covers
She put her feelings behind.
Fucked up off'a lines, two bars and some wine
She says I giggle and rhyme,
But if she only knew the shit that I was thinkin' inside
It's too dirty for a movie.
Sit your cute ass down while I put one this home movie

I'd like to put you in a movie.
With no make up or sound, low budget home movies
I like the way your looks move me.
I wanna make you the star of this big screen

I'd like to put you in a movie.
With no make up or sound, low budget home movie
Roll the film up and pack it away.
I wanna make you the star of this big screen

Shiiit, don't worry 'bout me.
I got this chick covered more than blankets with loose leaf
No one but me loves the way I love to drink a lot.
This poison in my hand got my stomach in knots
Uh, In the summer, doin' belly flops.
Spiked lemonade and threw in a few cough drops
Oshkosh B'gosh it's so hot.
I thought that this watch could stop time but it's not
On yachts jumpin' waves on the spot,
At a rave poppin' pills wakin' up to my mug shots
My Mom screamin' thru the wall.
Loggin' on to Facebook, she hated what she saw
I can't explain the way my brain feels small
23 missed calls, we filmed it all

I'd like to put you in a movie.
With no make up or sound, low budget home movies
I like the way your looks move me.
I wanna make you the star of this big screen

I'd like to put you in a movie.
With no make up or sound, low budget home movie
Roll the film up and pack it away.
I wanna make you the star of this big screen